Apparently someone thought this was a good pose for models. They were seriously mistaken.

Ariana Grande seems blissful in thinking that not seeing all of the heels spares her from inclusion here. WRONG!

Ariana Grande seems blissful in thinking that not seeing all of the heels spares her from inclusion here. WRONG!

Does Elizabeth Hurley make you horny, baby?

Does Elizabeth Hurley make you horny, baby?

Where are Emilia Clark’s dragons? And her blonde hair?

Where are Emilia Clark’s dragons? And her blonde hair?

Blair Waldorf shows the modified Thinker stance.

Blair Waldorf shows the modified Thinker stance.

Keeley Hazel is looking leery. And pretty naked.

Keeley Hazel is looking leery. And pretty naked.

Katharine McPhee shows her runner-up American Idol form.

Katharine McPhee shows her runner-up American Idol form.

Mutant Gaga was born that way!

Mutant Gaga was born that way!

You’re a little close to the pool there.

You’re a little close to the pool there.

Is this the #SELFIE chick?

Is this the #SELFIE chick?

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter!

Laura Vandervoort about to produce another script for Bitten (aka The Wolf of Queen Street).

Laura Vandervoort about to produce another script for Bitten (aka The Wolf of Queen Street).

Maggie Q looking like she’s doing #2.

Maggie Q looking like she’s doing #2.

Chloe Bennett from Agents of SHIELD.

Chloe Bennett from Agents of SHIELD.

Stana Katic, the one who isn’t Castle on Castle.

Stana Katic, the one who isn’t Castle on Castle.

You’d think she’d look a little happier about being Mrs. Justin Timberland.

You’d think she’d look a little happier about being Mrs. Justin Timberland.